The peeling paint of Mrs. Higgins’ boarding house mirrored the state of her nerves. Number 7, her most recent lodger, was proving a particular shade of citrus-tinged trouble. He’d arrived a week ago, a Mr. Finch, with a suitcase full of oranges and a peculiar, unsettling habit of peeling them in the dead of night.
The thwack of an orange hitting the peeling board, followed by the wet, tearing rip of the skin, echoed through the thin walls, a nocturnal symphony of citrus terror. Mrs. Higgins, a woman whose sleep was sacred, tossed and turned, her floral nightgown twisted around her like a thorny vine.
Tonight, however, was different. The usual rhythmic peeling was punctuated by a sharp, metallic clink. Then, a muffled thump. Silence. A long, unsettling silence.
Mrs. Higgins, clutching her well-worn copy of “Agatha’s Amateur Sleuths,” slipped out of bed. The floorboards creaked beneath her bare feet as she crept down the hallway, the scent of overripe oranges thick in the air. A sliver of light spilled from beneath Mr. Finch’s door.
She pressed her ear against the cool wood. No sound. Just the faint, lingering aroma of citrus and something else… something metallic.
Taking a deep breath, she turned the doorknob. It wasn’t locked.
The scene inside was bizarre. Mr. Finch sat at the small, rickety table, his back to her. A single, bare bulb illuminated the table, upon which lay a mountain of orange peels, a gleaming silver knife, and… a small, intricately carved wooden box.
He turned, his face pale, his eyes wide. He held the knife, its blade glistening. “Mrs. Higgins! I… I can explain.”
“Explain what, Mr. Finch?” she asked, her voice surprisingly steady. “The late-night peeling? The… the box?”
He swallowed, his Adam’s apple bobbing.
“It’s… it’s a family heirloom. A puzzle box. My grandfather left it to me. He said it contained a secret.”
He gestured to the knife. “I was trying to open it. It’s… stubborn.”
Mrs. Higgins squinted. “And the oranges?”
Mr. Finch’s eyes darted to the mountain of peels. “A… a nervous habit. I find the scent calming. And the pith is high in vitamin C.”
Mrs. Higgins raised an eyebrow. “And the clink and thump?”
Mr. Finch fidgeted. “The knife slipped. It hit the table. Then… then I dropped the box.”
Mrs. Higgins stepped closer. The wooden box, she noticed, wasn’t just intricately carved; it was locked with a tiny, almost invisible latch. And on the table, amidst the orange peels, lay a single, gleaming orange seed, split perfectly in two.
“Mr. Finch,” she said, her voice low, “I think you’re lying.”
She reached out and picked up the split seed. “This wasn’t split by accident. This was done with precision. With that knife, I presume?”
Mr. Finch stared at the seed, his face draining of color.
“And,” Mrs. Higgins continued, pointing to a small, almost imperceptible scratch on the wooden box, “I believe this box was opened, not dropped. And the ‘secret’ inside… well, I believe you took it.”
Mr. Finch finally cracked. “Alright! Alright! It was a diamond! A small one, but a diamond nonetheless! My grandfather stole it years ago, and hid it inside the box. I found the instructions in his journal. I needed the money.”
Mrs. Higgins sighed. “And the oranges?”
“A distraction! I thought the scent would throw off any… anyone who might be looking.”
Mrs. Higgins, a woman who valued a good night’s sleep above all else, felt a wave of weary disappointment. “Mr. Finch,” she said, “I think it’s time you packed your things. And perhaps consider a career that doesn’t involve stolen diamonds and nocturnal citrus rituals.”
As Mr. Finch sheepishly gathered his belongings, Mrs. Higgins picked up the puzzle box, examining the tiny latch. She smiled. Perhaps, she thought, a small diamond would make a lovely addition to her collection of antique thimbles. And perhaps, just perhaps, she would invest in a new peeling board. One made of something a little more… soundproof.